It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible
because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong
you might say it’s braingerous
a brain made the decision to make that joke
(via wiseass-cass)
we-hunt-monsters-not-dinkelberg:
Today in school I was walking down the hallway to go to the bathroom and some dude walked out of a classroom and tripped me by accident and I was thinking about Thor 2 so i just like blurted out “HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE SON OF ODIN” and he just looked at me and looked down at his shirt and it was an Avenegrs shirt and I think i made a friend guys.
I SHIP IT
(via mysticpottersherlockian)
(Source: gcapshare, via stay-illogical)
(Source: r2mich2, via wiseass-cass)
what if amanda bynes is locked up somewhere, and penelope tate is pretending to be her causing trouble
(via funneestuff)
Castiel: D-Dean? Wha-what are you doing?
Dean: Keeping a promise.
Castiel: I don’t understand. Why are you taking off your shirt?
Dean: I told you I wouldn’t let you die a virgin.
Castiel: Oh…but I…oh! (x)
(via jensun)
“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”
Oh my GOD
I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS
I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS
(via i-am-mishafuckingcollins)
(Source: johnkrasinski, via funneestuff)
i had to.
Did you make his eyes black? That’s not right. I watch Supernatural and I know what that means. That would make him the most beautiful demon ever.
do i gET THE FUCKING SALT OR NOT
and best use of that gif goes to
(via tardis-and-timelord)
How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.
Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.
(via missenthusiasimal)
Imagine a pop culture trivia contest between Castiel, Thor, Steve Rogers, Spock and Sherlock.
Somebody please write this.
Castiel would win because he’s got his boyfriend praying all the right answers to him.
Too bad Cas can’t hear those prayers anymore.
you shut your mouth
and this is how a funny post turns into a depressive one haha
(Source: samandriel, via doctor-cas-hiddlesbatch)
if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
science is upon us more than ever
(via maliciousmelons)
