"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

scarredfallenangel:

cassywinchestertheangel:

mytra-fallen-angel:

aba-douche:

mishasminions:

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE FATHERS WHO MADE THIS SHOW POSSIBLE.

I WOULD LIKE TO BRING BACK TO LIFE AND BRUTALLY MURDER THE FATHERS WHO MADE THIS SHOW POSSIBLE

Didn’t Bobby kill his dad?

yeah

I love how calm that answer was. Yeah, I got the ice cream. Yeah, I like pie. Yeah, Bobby killed his Dad.

fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:

captainoftoast:

ATTENTION EVERYONE

  • as you may or may not have known, this guy and @ScrewPain were the guys responsible for swatting the creatures. this caused a shut down of schools, leak of personal information and innocent people almost got hurt because of it.
  • in this time, i’ve kept an eye on spiky’s twitter and he’s swatted several innocent streamers [he posts proof and gloats about it]  and plans to keep doing it. he and pain both think they’re invincible and it needs to stop.
  • pain said he’s going to pax and im seriously worried he’ll swat that place too, so i just want to post a warning to everyone.
  • i know that he is 100% serious who knows what other youtuber or innocent streamer they’ll do it to next. 

EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE ROOSTERTEETH, SPREAD THE WORD. PEOPLE CAN BE HURT OR KILLED BECAUSE OF THIS.

ATTENTION ALL CONFUSED PEOPLE

  • Swatting: A new trend where a Twitch player or Livestreamer is targeted and reported to the police for being a threat. The intention is to watch the Livestreamer or Twitch player be arrested live on camera.
  • If you see anyone bragging that they are the culprits behind a ‘swatting’, report them immediately. Especially to the authorities.

ROOSTER TEETH HAS BEEN INFORMED THAT A THREAT HAS BEEN MADE. THEY HAVE TAKEN PRECAUTIONS. DO NOT CONTACT ROOSTER TEETH ABOUT THIS. THEY KNOW.

Please spread THIS version around so people are further informed.

machina-rex:

atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

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Look at the way his face lights up! ()

(Source: out-in-the-open)

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

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Passport pl- 

I AM THE QUEEN

The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.

So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

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tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

avoidantcoyote:

adavism:

me avoiding people.

I thought you all would appreciate this.

(Source: 4gifs)

badtinkerbell:

amused-fallen-angel:

deansdamnation:

allthebeautifulthings9828:

I’m fairly certain this is the most sexual gif on tumblr. Whoever made this, I owe you my soul. I’m usually a Cas girl but damn.

yeah, present

if you say you don’t want this on your blog you’re lying

Oh. My. Panties.

smileprettybaby:

ruinedchildhood:

toewsbeard:

human:

android users be like 

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iphone users be like

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android users be like 

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iphone users be like
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(Source: human)

wolfwhittemore:

it still sort of confuses me how teen wolf is known for one ship when the beauty of this show is that

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you

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ship

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any

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person

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with

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any

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other

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person

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literally

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i am not kidding

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literally

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any

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ship

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is shippable

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jesus christ how many more can there be

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i

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think

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you

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get

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my

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drift

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right…

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so as i always say…

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